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Monday, March 31, 2008

Run! He's threatening legal!

Customer service have all the fun:

Dear fuckers,

Now that I know who you are and what you do, I'm going to sue your ass. You are the entity wholly responsible for putting Vundo virus software on my computer. You are evil people with evil intentions and I'm going to sue your fucking asses and end up with all your money. What's more, I'm going to complain to the prosecuting authorities in your country and make certain that he puts each and every one of you fuckers in jail. Better yet, how about a cosmic punishment; you will never be able to watch a movie, a sporting event or do anything pertaining to personal entertainment or business without an unwanted commercial ad popping up in your fucking face. Go fuck your mother, father, sister and brother, you fucking fuckers, and go fuck yourself!

I dunno what's less scary; Being threatened by a guy who believes in correct punctuation or the fact that he's wielding unsolicited pop-up advertising.

7 comments:

kiki said...

is this serious man?

he sounds like he's ranting like that dude from team america?

"i'll cut off your balls and shove them so far up your arse, that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls!" kinda thing...

Kath Lockett said...

I wonder if it's MY friend, 'Anonymous', trying to turn things up to eleven?

Jo said...

Fuck.

Rosie said...

smells like karma to me, Davey. that's the last time you'll accuse me of looking like Barry Humphreys.

xx

kiki said...

rosie i think you're approaching this whole BH thing wrong.

sure, he's wrinkled and old and pompous; but maybe that's not what davey meant...
maybe he meant you look rich? or full of life? or happy?
cause BH is all of those!

Rosie said...

*awaits clarification*

davey said...

The parallel friends, is their penchant for ostentatious eyewear. CLEARLY.

*cough*