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I'm working on some other projects this week (yes yes, I'm very busy and important), so to keep us occupied and off the streets I decided that we could all participate in the brand new Stumblor Better Your Metaphor activity.

Chosen battlefield: 'Busier than a'. See Jess and my IM correspondence below for an example:

Davey: Are you busier that a unicyclist at a tightrope convention?
Jess: Yes dear, I'm busier than a thumb twiddler at a boredom junket.

(I conceded hers was niftier)


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Entries in the comments please. I'm expecting big things from Milly-Vanilly, she's got more metaphors than... most people.

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Jo said...

Busier than a crucifix at Reagan MacNeil's house?

Sorry.

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Aw thanks Davey, may the wombat of happiness leave many droppings on the footpath of your life.

Hmm, busy ones, busy ones...:

* Busier than a pensioner at a knitwear sale
* Working harder than porn star's love truncheon
* More frantic than a frog in a frypan
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* Stressed out like a cross-eyed snake handler

Pathetic efforts today. Blame a weekend away and too much coffee...

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Busier than a dung beetle at a mushroom farm.

Busier than a PM's assistant. (Rudd's that is)

Busier than a sunscreen applier at an outdoor nudist convention for British over-eaters in Ecuador.

I was going to say: Busier than a ferret in a gay bar...

But I don't think I will.

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Kath Lockett said...

Busier than a butt-full of blowflies

Melanie Myers said...

Busier than Anna Chong at a one woman gang bang... (oh that's an absolute stinker)

Um...I'll be back. But I'll be busier than a portaloo at the big day out working on it...

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You're all ace.

I would get onto judging this thing, but work has got me busier than a cencor editing a Tourettes documentary.

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busier than Mariah Carey's tit-tape.

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Busier than an Olympic flame bodyguard...?

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