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Dramatic Lemur

Dramatic Chipmunk

Allow me to take this opportunity to retract any statements I may have made that may or may not have suggested that YouTube was inane and/or pointless. After viewing all of the available evidence it seems clear that I was wrong.. so very, very wrong.

Even more inane banter coming soon. It's Monday, and the weekend was pretty, so cut me some slack. Or give me a beer. I'm easy either way.

Kerblammo!

Amazon announced recently that they have decided to diversify their already extensive product range. Recovered artifacts from the Pacific Rim you think? Pft, old hat. Titillating under garments for the bedroom connoisseur perchance? Ho hum. Depleted isotopic weapons grade uranium?

Wheee!

How much fun could you have with this stuff? I bet it could make all kinds of explosions. And you know, assuming you don't have the necessary brain thinkery to setup another Chernobyl-esk fireworks display, you and your trusty can of u-238 could always provide the local Pets Paradise store with a horde of jive talking ninja types.

This is sounding better by the minute. Just have a listen to all the satisfied customer feedback:

An adequate solution...., November 30, 2007
by Chris Gladis "Chris"

I have to admit, I've tried many different power sources for my orbiting satellite death beam, and nothing does it like good old U-238. If you've never held an entire nation hostage for your maniacal whims (I always ask for my ransom in kittens), then you haven't lived yet. And this can make it happen!

Does anyone else suddenly feel unfulfilled due to a distinct lack of orbiting satellite death beams in their lives? Yo mum! Scratch that homemade beanie for Christmas, I'm now in the market for a bitchin' space laser. Yes, yes, I'll be careful.

Better than Ovaltine. , November 30, 2007

by J. Stanfield

When mixed with Tuscan whole milk I gained the power to control deceased woodland creatures. I am now in the process of raising an army of undead wombats to overthrow the government from deep within my volcanic lair. Soon you all will bow down before the wombat king!

Ok, I'm now seeing that there could be some drawbacks to this whole 'playing with radiation' thing. Not that I'm saying an army of mutated wombats wouldn't have its charms, just that they would be more disarming when controlled by someone less, well, volcano-like. Like me for instance. I'm very un-volcano-like. People have always said that I'm your more 'meadow' type of guy. Plus, my mutant wombats would be all awesome and friendly and house-trained, like Fatso from A Country Practice.

Anyway, I think I've clearly demonstrated how great this product is. I'm going to order a crate as soon as it comes back into stock. You're all welcome to chuck in, but please be aware that I have a strict security protocol to ensure that it doesn't fall into the wrong hands. Basically you can't be Russian, or the Shredder, or live in a volcano.

For everyone else it's party time.



All customer feedback reproduced from Amazon. Original link. Seriously, I didn't make this up.

WARNING: nerd humour follows

Oh LOLcats... slowly killing any semblance of cool i still had left....



Genevieve
Brilliant caption! Good god, you know you’re a total nerd when you find this caption absolutely hilar. ^^

BonzoGal
Guilty!

Doug
Ditto!

mouse
Nerd Party, table for three?

kelly
for four, please!

Teho
weyr guna need a bigar tabl


Dear God, it's Margaret. Please give me some kind of sign that I'm not the only person in the world that finds this funny; besides the above, scarily enthusiastic nerds of course.




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What REALLY happened after the death star blew up

Appropriate Blocking Technique

As demonstrated by Will (weeeeee) and Matt (grooveshoes).


TheReverendDrGrooveshoes says: (11:58:30 AM)
got over 100 blanks for you too

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says: (11:58:43 AM)
you know how i love to shoot them

TheReverendDrGrooveshoes says: (11:59:05 AM)
i am blocking you for 5 mins

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TheReverendDrGrooveshoes says: (11:59:49 AM)
that was a warning block

TheReverendDrGrooveshoes says: (11:59:54 AM)
dont push it

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says: (12:00:04 PM)
like salt n pepa?

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee says: (12:00:20 PM)
they pushed it real good

TheReverendDrGrooveshoes says: (12:13:20 PM)
blocked