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and neutralized him.
To me, this the biggest case of 'extraneous information' since Niall Bunyan told me about how his unprecedented case of ring sting gave him a most unpleasant sensation of stinging ring. How's the terminology too. Neutralized. I was confused for a minute there, because I thought he was shooting four sprays of deodorant into an exceptionally smelly armpit problem.
Furthermore, and I can only speak for myself here, but when I'm in the market for neutralizing people, I always shoot them an even four times in the melon. You just never know when a suicide bomb blasted, three shot head wound mo fo is going to re-incarnate and start eating peoples brains. Don't laugh funny guy I've seen it happen.
Last Monday a Palestinian suicide bomber detonated his bomb within a crowded shopping mall in Israel in the first attack of its kind for a year. A second attacker, wounded in the initial blast, was shot on the scene by a police officer.
"I saw he was alive, his hand was twitching, " The officer said. "He raised it again to try and activate the bomb, so I shot four bullets into his head and neutralized him."
and neutralized him.
To me, this the biggest case of 'extraneous information' since Niall Bunyan told me about how his unprecedented case of ring sting gave him a most unpleasant sensation of stinging ring. How's the terminology too. Neutralized. I was confused for a minute there, because I thought he was shooting four sprays of deodorant into an exceptionally smelly armpit problem.
Furthermore, and I can only speak for myself here, but when I'm in the market for neutralizing people, I always shoot them an even four times in the melon. You just never know when a suicide bomb blasted, three shot head wound mo fo is going to re-incarnate and start eating peoples brains. Don't laugh funny guy I've seen it happen.
9 comments:
maybe he was trying to castrate him? that is neutralising...??
after all, we don't want these guys reproducing.
I believe that's neutering good fellow, although you could have made a joke pertaining to the neutralizing of fatty acids in oils or some such, and drawn reference to the man's considerable girth perhaps.
But it probably would have been lacking in ha-ha. Carry on.
isn't neutering the act of neutralising?
i mean, he was palestinian after all, maybe his english wasn't that flash
who needs english when you're at the top end of scarf fashion for the whole entire world?!
Who speaks like that? Methinks some trigger happy dude watches too many action movies!
Maybe shooting him made him become Swiss? (As in full of holes like Swiss cheese... and simultaneously neutral like Switzerland...)
how come steph looks so different in so many of her profile pics?
^ cause she's really jobe...
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