Davey's revised theory of relativity

Me:
* Have bad skin which is sometimes prone to allergic rash
* Drink too much
* Have commitment issues

Ben: (Thai guy I met who owns the Millie and Tia Sunflower bar, Koh Phi Phi)
* Lost his two kids in the tsunami
* Lost his wife in the tsunami
* Lost his sister in the tsunami

Millie and Tia were his daughter's names. This is the view from his bar, and my view while writing this:

Anyway, I've forgotten my point. Best get back to it. Lying around to do and all that.

Will leave you with Einstein's revised theory of relativity:

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.”